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Wed Sep 2, 2015 11:32

Kayleigh paused, blinking rapidly. "Ow. Um, where was I? Oh, right - whoa."

She walked around Salamander, studying him. "So... what are you doing in Sal's body? Are you trying to find out what life is like on the other side of the Animalia/Plantae divide? Because I don't know how I feel about that." She cocked her head. "Cocks head. I mean, if we're going for The Prince and the Pauper, I can take you to the cafeteria or something to eat agent food. But if you're going more for the I wanna live like common people song, then I have to tell you that floral possession is not one of my turn-ons." She took a breath. "Though I could probably track down Luxury for you? Uh, Sir."

  • At least she caught on.The Sunflower Official, Wed Sep 2 11:12
    Sarcasm, which usually worked on agents (who were usually being sarcastic themselves) wasn't going to do here with this particular agent. "Yes, agent. Which is why you need to send that message."
    • "Whoa." — Huinesoron, Wed Sep 2 11:32
      • "You are not getting Agent Luxury."The Sunflower Official, Wed Sep 2 11:44
        He shuddered at the thought. When she has first joined, Agent Luxury had shown no compunction against displaying her particular methods of affection to even the Flowers. Fortunately the main victim... more
        • "... I thought we were trying..."Huinesoron, Thu Sep 3 09:27
          "... to find out where Sal's ended up?" Kayleigh gave the Sunflower Official a serious look. "You really need to focus better on the task in hand, Mr Salamander Official." ~ ((Kayleigh has no concept ... more
          • "Have you sent that message yet?"The Sunflower Official, Thu Sep 3 10:09
            "Because if you haven't, then you are the one not trying to find where your partner is." Clearly he was going to have to handle this situation one part at a time as long as he dealt with her. ((Have... more
            • "Message, message, massage... no, message..."Huinesoron, Thu Sep 3 11:09
              Kayleigh snapped her fingers. "Snaps fingers! Message! I'm right on it!" Bending over the console, she muttered as she typed. "To: Sunflower Official. Subject: Hi, Sal, are you there? The SO's in... more
              • ((Kayleigh? Of course not.))The Sunflower Official, Thu Sep 3 13:13
                "That will have to do for now." Hopefully this was an isolated incident.
                • Ding!PoorCynic, Thu Sep 3 15:49
                  A new message popped open on the console. ~ ~ ~ To: Agent Kayleigh [macespace.console25-09ish.rc145.DBS] From: The Sunflower Official [sunflowerofficial.console.112358he132134an5589.rcA.DMS] Subject: ... more
                  • Kayleigh read the message out to the SO.Huinesoron, Fri Sep 4 06:07
                    Of course, being Kayleigh, she read it out in her most dramatic voice. "No doubt this will make - gasp! - the Sunflower Official - dun-dun-DUNNN! - upset, if - da-dum, da-DUM - he is indeed present... more
                    • The SO managed a greatly disaffected look. The Sunflower Official, Fri Sep 4 13:10
                      "I said we were going to find out. Since your partner is not in my body, it means this is a larger problem." As for the demonstration of proof, that would be simple. "If they insist on having proof,... more
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