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"Well," said Kayleigh.
Tue Sep 22, 2015 06:22

"No, wait, not a well. You know how we've all had out bodies swapped?"

"Er, you haven't," bjam pointed out.

"Obviously not me we, but in a spiritual sense, I'm totally right there with you."

"Er. Right." Bjam half-turned towards the funny-talking man inspecting her stall, and put on her game face. "Hi! It's funny you should say that - many of the flavours I sell are actually inspired by edibles. I have both essential and irrelevant oils of lemon, mint, and beef, scented candles in chocolate, raspberry, and cookie, and incense in bear, strawberry, and I-can't-believe-it's-not-cannabis.

"For stress in carnivores," she went on, making eye contact with the hydra head that had spoken, "I recommend my special Double Marrow Infusion. That's bone marrow and marrow-the-vegetable. Sprinkle some in a bowl of hot water and inhale..." She paused, frowned, looking at the hydra's eight heads. "You might need rather a lot."

((I once bought some scented melting-wax things in cookie flavour. They're amazing. I also have what're claimed to be opium-flavour incense sticks, for... some reason.

((I'll get Kayleigh to ask questions again next time, unless something comes up.

((I'm sorry for taking so long to reply here! Yikes, I didn't even realise how long it had been...

((Pippa: does Hild drink? Because for the past few days I've had this vision of the three Isengarders getting utterly plastered together and singing Isengard-themed songs at the top of their lungs. I can imagine a rousing chorus of Treebeard's song - "#TO ISENGARD! Though ISENGARD be STRONG and HARD...#", followed of course by Maethorwen doing a gorgeous soprano version of 'They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard'... >:D


  • Being a semi-fic blip characterPippa's Ghost, Thu Sep 17 07:07
    ...meant that some of Hild's memories were confused and contradictory. Her author had never fixed the details by writing them down. Right now Hild couldn't shake the feeling that, in one possible... more
    • "Well," said Kayleigh. — Huinesoron, Tue Sep 22 06:22
      • ((Hild is in a MLP unicorn body.))Pippa's Ghost, Tue Sep 22 13:31
        ((She's buying something to help Sean relax, because he's having trouble adjusting to multiple heads, and is very stressed out and grumpy as a result. ((And yes, she does drink. Mostly beer and ale.... more
        • ((Bother. Correction, then:))Huinesoron, Wed Sep 23 04:50
          "For stress in carnivores," she went on, looking at Hild, "I recommend my special Double Marrow Infusion. That's bone marrow and marrow-the-vegetable. Sprinkle some in a bowl of hot water and... more
          • "Sounds good. I'll take it."Pippa's Ghost, Thu Sep 24 04:37
            Hild tried to put her mouth into the pocket of her (or rather, the unicorn's) little black waistcoat to pull out her money pouch. But each time she tried, she just ended up pushing the pocket further ... more
        • Yoof's borrowed eyes widened. "Beef?"doctorlit, Tue Sep 22 18:21
          He grabbed up the container Bjam had pointed out and took a big whiff of the beef scent. "Aaaaaah, meeeaaat!" He grinned briefly, but then pouted. "But SÚverine has all the money . . . Maybe smell... more
          • Bjam beamed.Huinesoron, Mon Sep 28 09:42
            "Don't worry about payment, either of you. Anyone dragged around by Kay is a friend of mine. Not to mention you lot seem to be the only hope for sorting this whole mess," she gestured at her borrowed ... more
            • Yoof sniffed at the card.doctorlit, Tue Sep 29 17:36
              Then, he picked out one of the beef-scented products. "Thank you, nice smell lady!" He took a big whiff. "Outside the cafeteria, huh? I can always get to the cafeteria real quick!" He started... more
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