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"You're too kind, darling."
Sat Oct 31, 2015 18:03 (XFF:

"And your own attire is just so you!" Minty took Alleb's hand and gave it a demure, rather affected shake, and leaned in to kiss her on the cheek.

"Nemo me impune lacessit," she whispered in the knight's ear.

Minty had superhuman strength, on the order of half a ton.

Minty did not like being insulted, whether or not it was by the girlfriend of who she'd been hitting on.

Minty had Alleb's hand in hers.

Minty squeezed.

  • Michael yelped and backed away hastily. Alleb, Sat Oct 31 12:27
    "I-- what-- why-- who--" he stuttered, red-faced. Under normal circumstances he was flustered around girls, but he'd never had one do that before. "I-- uh-- drink! I'll get a-- I mean get you a--... more
    • "You're too kind, darling." — To The Scapemobile!, Sat Oct 31 18:03
      • Training kicked in. Alleb, Sat Oct 31 18:29
        Perhaps already having her teeth gritted helped, and Alleb managed not to scream. That didn't mean she wasn't hurt: on the scale of injuries she had received during her time as a Knight of Alleble,... more
        • "Time out."Scapegrace, Sun Nov 1 04:00
          In the manner of smart quipster heroes everywhere, Tessa's one liner only came after she'd fired her freeze ray. Minty was going to be stuck there for about ten minutes, assuming the molecular... more
          • "Thank you."Alleb, Sun Nov 1 16:47
            With a wince and a barely suppressed groan, Alleb laid her crooked hand on the tabletop. Thankfully, the debacle hadn't attracted too much notice, although Minty's still form was starting to draw... more
            • "... Probably?"Scapegrace, Sun Nov 1 18:03
              Tessa shrugged. "Eh, I've been meaning to test this on something other than a car jack, but none of those melted or burst into flames since the most recent firmware update so she'll probably be... more
              • ...and her threshold had nearly been passed by the injury to begin with. As such, she howled like every wolvin in Yewland was after her. "GREAT GALLOPING MOONRASCALS!!" she shrieked. This was like... more
                • "Magic," she said, as if it explained anything. "Well, um, the only magic is stuff I'm not using, I just bartered away some food and beer for healing and used a lock of hair for warding courtesy of a ... more
                  • Alleb bent her wrist carefully.Alleb, Sun Nov 1 20:06
                    It didn't feel any different, but murin steel didn't feel much different from regular steel. She lowered her hand and looked straight into Jo's eyes; it felt a little odd, since Jo was looking over... more
        • Unnoticed by anyone but poor Hoid...Alleb, Sat Oct 31 20:55
          ...Michael ducked out of the bar, straightening his cloak and helmet. " Thank goodness Alleb distracted her! " he thought as he fled towards the stage. " I'll make it up to her somehow. " -Alleb
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