Darby Borough Boomers
Fri Jul 3, 2009 6:16pm

My Sweet Lorainne,as long as you have Mr.Webster out look up the following:outrun,outscore,outjump,romp,no contest,and UNCLE,and I don,t mean Uncle Syl.Although I must say since naming my putter THE SWEET LORRAINE,I am playing much better.Enough of the sweet talking.Game On.

  • Jack--lorrainedeluca, Fri Jul 3 5:51pm
    From Merriam-Webster:RINGER: (1): one that enters a competition under false representations So, if we bring in Cate Osterman and Taylor Willis, two relatives of fellow Darbarians, they would be... more
    • Did someone say RINGERJoey Shuker, Sat Jul 4 11:03am
      Did someone say RINGER ??? Ok enough of this talk of DIZZY BROADS beating any Darbyboys ass in softball PLEASE !!! I'm in so GAME OVER ! Remember girls there's "no crying in baseball " !!! Play Ball... more
      • Re: Did someone say RINGERmaria bellano scandle, Sun Jul 5 8:56am
        Don't YOU start, too, Joey! Why do you think women outlive men? It's no coincidence. We have more stamina, can withstand more pain, and generally are more agile than men. SO BRING IT!!!!!!!!!!
        • mariaJoey Shuker, Mon Jul 6 9:07am
          Please Maria !! Women may have more stamina and withstand more pain but the only woman live longer is men tire of the constant nagging from women and WANT TO DIE SOONER :).... Remember there is a... more
          • maria/Joey ShukerBarbara Boesenhofer, Mon Jul 6 6:27pm
            Joey Sugar!!!!!! HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?????? Are you serious??? We most certainly can get a team together! Just because we are not "Kitchen Bitchin" it up all over the boards (like our friend Jack... more
          • Don't give Maria a hard time!donna (costigan) wigmore, Mon Jul 6 12:00pm
            Joey, Joey, Joey. Did you say "May have more stamina?" - give birth and then we'll talk. And if the dear men in our lives didn't act like Helen Keller in drag - we may not have to repeat things ad... more
            • Donna,Barb,MariaJoey Shuker, Tue Jul 7 7:29am
              I really think you broads should stick to your sewing circles you girls are in way over your head !! Pack some sandwiches and fetch beers while the men play :)
              • Donna,Barb,Maria/JOEY SHUKERBarbara Boesenhofer, Tue Jul 7 7:44pm
                Ok...I found the following on facebook and thought that this says it all... The first jockstrap was used in hockey in 1874. The first helmet was used in hockey in 1974. IT TOOK 100 YEARS FOR MEN TO... more
                • Hockey ??Joey Shuker, Wed Jul 8 7:24pm
                  Dear Nana Bab's ... sounds to me like your out in left field with a hockey stick !!! If your brain was functioning at all you would have realized you broads would never get enough players to field a... more
                  • Hockey ??/Joey ShukerBarbara Boesenhofer, Thu Jul 9 4:37pm
                    Sugar.....loosen the jock strap, it is effecting your brain!!! I take it back, the account is not empty, it is closed!!!! Keep rolling on the floor laughing...good practice for when you are rolling... more
                  • Re: Hockey ??maria bellano scandle, Thu Jul 9 8:18am
                    Oh, and I forgot Cathy. That's 10. We even have a ball girl/water girl (Donna) Who you got?
                    • rosterjack_corcoran, Thu Jul 9 8:27am
                      You want all 20 names so far?Another Darby notable just signed up.Mickel{don,t call me Mick Jagger]Mc Clay.Oh yea,not just a pretty cruise director,Rich the Crusher Cologiacomo.The Diemer Demolision... more
                  • Joey~9 for a team?maria bellano scandle, Thu Jul 9 8:01am
                    Sorry to butt in here, Joey, but we DO have enough ladies already lined up and waiting to play. Chrissy, Barb, Rita, Me, Jeanne, Lorraine, Mary Lou, Dee, and Paula SO FAR. Um, that's 9, right?
                • Re: Donna,Barb,Maria/JOEY SHUKERdonna (costigan) wigmore, Tue Jul 7 8:22pm
                  Joey, my man! Um-hmmmm. Now, that's what I'm talking about. Simply put, if you were playing chess (as suggested by my dear friend Jack) I think that would be checkmate. I told you she was gonna' whup ... more
              • Joey, Joey, Joey!maria bellano scandle, Tue Jul 7 1:41pm
                I don't know how to sew, Joey. Ain't that a shame? I don't pack sandwiches for my son or husband, they pack their own. They each have 2 hands. And I certainly don't do "fetch" unless I get something... more
                • Re: Joey, Joey, Joey!srjdiemer50, Tue Jul 7 4:17pm
                  Too damn funny Maria .... Your right Donna ... I am waiting to see what Barb has to say now ... lmao !!! Look out Joey ..your gone to get your butt kicked ...
              • Re: Donna,Barb,Mariadonna (costigan) wigmore, Tue Jul 7 10:09am
                While reading the following statement, please shift your head left to right, all the while pulling it backwards: Oh. no. you. di-nint! You do know your dealing with Darby girls, right? Talk about... more
            • Re: Don't give Maria a hard time!maria bellano scandle, Mon Jul 6 3:08pm
              If men had to give birth, we would not be having this conversation now, would we???????????????
          • Joey~WHAT?maria bellano scandle, Mon Jul 6 9:41am
            Joey, pay attention now so I don't have to nag you to get the point across here. Women nag men because it's necessary in order to get them to do something....anything.....the first time we ask! Get... more
      • Did someone say RINGERBarbara Boesenhofer, Sun Jul 5 12:51am
        Oh no girls...Joey "The Sugarman" Shuker is coming out of retirement!!! Oooooo we are shaking in our shoes Sugarman!! We are running scared now!! HA! Way too funny Sugar!!!! RETIREMENT means way too... more
        • softball ?Joey Shuker, Sun Jul 5 4:09am
          Please Barb !! I'm pretty sure the baseball gene stopped with the men in your family !! Remember you could break a nail trying to catch one of my screaming line drives !!! I think it would way too... more
          • softball ?/Wei?Barbara Boesenhofer, Sun Jul 5 6:29am
            Are you sure about that gene thing Sugar???? I don't know girls, oh wait, I mean DARBY DOLLS, sounds like the suggestion of a Wei game is a little back peddling to me. A little along the lines of... more
    • Lorraine — jack_corcoran, Fri Jul 3 6:16pm
      • Lorraine/Jack C.Barbara Boesenhofer, Sun Jul 5 12:58am
        OMG....get a grip Jack C!!! Don't even think that sweet talk will get you anywhere, my man!!! Lola...you believe this bull????
        • Re: Lorraine/Jack C.lorrainedeluca, Sun Jul 5 10:08am
          Barbara, Not for a minute and I am getting together a team. We;ll lend you sneakers....Where the hell is Chrissy?
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