Darby Borough Boomers
Jack Rhodes
Blackmail This!!!
Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:39am


We ain't got nothin' to hide.... one summer moring I was staggering onto the Stone Harbor beach after a night of debauchery (ok, I was a little older... circa '69), when the girls sharing the house next to ours said, "Do you have any idea how gross you look???" Long hair, big mustache, three days of stubble, jungle boonie...cut off wranglers with holes in all the RIGHT places...

I said, "Nope, but since you havn't seen everything yet...heres' the WHOLE SHOW." No cutoffs and no more smart mouth from the then screaming girls.

...and we ain't got no backdown!!!

  • Blackmail JC with pics right Barb?Paula Evans Brown, Tue Jul 14 7:12am
    JACKPOT is right!!!!! Barb, that jackpot is right on Lawrence Avenue! Tony Spano's dad....was a GREAT photographer...he took wonderful pictures all the time, he has TONS of pics. I will have to make... more
    • Blackmail This!!! — Jack Rhodes, Thu Jul 16 8:39am
      • Blackmail This!!!Barbara Boesenhofer, Thu Jul 16 9:31pm
        Well we are glad you don't have no backdown....cause we are looking forward to the smackdown!!!!!!! See you on the field and PLEASE wear your cut off Wranglers with the holes in all the RIGHT... more
        • Smackdown???Jack Rhodes, Fri Jul 17 7:24am
          Whoa!!! So it's SMACKDOWN TIME NOW! Hummm...I'll forgo the cutoffs, I'm going for cleats. Besides if my old butt has to slide, I'd rather not lose any.... well... anything...LOL
          • Re: Smackdown???donna (costigan) wigmore, Sat Jul 18 7:12am
            Jack, I have readily admitted to half of the free world that I'm not a baseball enthusiast. However, I must say . . . I do believe the cleats are worn on a different area of the body. No? Maybe the... more
            • Donna Dear...Jack Rhodes, Sat Jul 18 7:41am
              The holes were for making and the CLEATS are for TAKING! As this subject will be better demonstrated than explained, I'll have to leave it at that. See ya at the ball game. Jack R. p.s.: The holes... more
    • Blackmail JC with pics right Barb?Barbara Boesenhofer, Tue Jul 14 10:11pm
      Hurry up Paula!!!! How much fun is this going to be!!! LMAO!!! I don't think we need to worry about blackmail though....I think Jack C. is all talk!!! BUT, it wouldn't hurt for us to have, oh I don't ... more
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