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You have to tell us...
Tue Aug 28, 2018 16:00

...what happens when she comes to get the little turd.

I bet the dam thing gets picked up, held tight, a stream of baby talk, and the little effer glares at you on the way out the door.

Maybe even sticks its tongue out at you!

  • Shit zoo? Nice one! - mike, Tue Aug 28 11:14
    The little bastard tried even harder to keep me awake last night and then when all else failed took a piss on the floor by way of saying eff you. I forgot to mention whilst listing its annoying... more
    • You have to tell us... - Sarge, Tue Aug 28 16:00
    • A companion rather than... - sarge, Tue Aug 28 15:55
      ...a needful spoilt toddler. I get it! Grrr the Marmalade Manx and Hobbes the Ginger Tom both stretched out, Grrr on my legs and Hobbes on my chest. Lovely nap. The Nap of Equals.
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