Ruben
Time to get a move on
Sat Nov 4, 2017 23:35
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It wouldn’t be true at all to say that Ruben had been expecting an intelligent and/or productive conversation when Kit bounced up to him, but from whatever level of intelligence and/or productivity he may have expected, the conversation so far wasn’t even reaching halfway up the wall. This kid was all over the place. One of his thick eyebrows was creeping higher with every new sentence that she came up with. He couldn’t tell whether the cocked eyebrow was more critical or amused, but it was somewhere around there.

First, she complimented his hair. A bit out of the blue, and not at all on theme with his question, but that didn’t faze him. Ruben was well aware of how impressive his hair was and acknowledgement of this was something he always welcomed, no matter how random its timing. Currently wearing it loose with two thin, moderately tight braids wrapped around each side of his scalp to keep the lot of it more in place, Kit’s words prompted an automatic head-shake, the long blonde locks sliding over his shoulders and briefly revealing the metal rod in his ear. He refrained from any more posturing, though. Compliments were something he would normally show off in response to, but Kit was his baby brother’s age. It wasn’t weird that she was complimenting his hair (that was normal, really), but him reacting to it would be very weird.

Then she revealed something very interesting. So Marissa, their team captain who had basically welcomed him on board with open arms this year, had also bribed her sister to hit him with a Bludger? “That sounds like a conflict of interest,” he interjected with a wry smirk. Yup, he was going to quiz Marissa on this when he got back to Aquila. “And not a fair price for you. Surely I am worth at least a crup.” None of the more seasoned players stood at a chance at knocking Ruben off his broom, in his own absolutely biased but realistic opinion (he was a martial arts genius and had amazing reflexes and did he need to continue the list?). A tiny first-year definitely didn’t. If Kit hypothetically knocked him off his broom, that would be literally doing the impossible, and Marissa would owe her way more than some lame puffskein.

(Apparently Emmett had a puffskein now, to replace their fake baby. It suited him. They were both floppy, shapeless animals with no proper ability to express themselves beyond pathetic, meaningless noises.)

Kit then announced that he was cute, and immediately followed it with the declaration that she couldn’t fulfill Marissa’s challenge right now and therefore they could partner up for class. Ruben couldn’t hold back a snort. “No killing when I am not on a broom. Okej, that sounds reasonable. But I am not ‘cute’. ‘Cute’ is a word for small animals, like baby cats and rabbits and gooses. This is not ‘cute’.” At the ‘this’, Ruben gestured broadly at himself - punk shirt, chains, spikes, and all. He took the opportunity to flex a sturdy bicep to further emphasize his point and also because Holland was nearby and then drew his wand, silently lighting the tip. “Lead on. Preferably into the darker forest where it is more exciting.”

  • A reunion of sorts - Kit, Fri Nov 3 09:42
    It was Ruben . Kit had definitely had to think a minute before realizing who the older kid in front of her was because she never really paid attention to older students outside of during Quidditch... more
    • Time to get a move on - Ruben, Sat Nov 4 23:35
      • I'm really good at moving - Kit, Tue Nov 7 10:26
        “I don’t want a crup,” Kit informed Ruben, planting both fists on her hips and glaring up at him. “Crups are a lot of work and I don’t want to train it. That’s why Darby is the best, because Darby... more
        • But are you good at catching? - Ruben, Wed Nov 8 00:03
          Darby? He was pretty sure he’d heard the name before, but didn’t have time (or interest) to put any further thought into it, because now Kit was touching his hair. Touching it. Not even proper... more
          • Well Mr. Sassypants had apparently already lit the area although it was clearly not lit enough. Kit fell backwards so that her hair was planted firmly in the dirt and stuck her tongue out at him... more
            • Sure. -12 skill points to you. - Ruben, Sat Nov 11 21:42
              Ruben snickered to himself at her insistence that she wasn't a child. “ Ja , good luck with that.” He then watched as Kit proceeded to not only follow his instructions, but took the initiative to... more
              • Arguably I just hit the bullseye - Kit, Sat Nov 18 11:28
                Kit was very confused, and not just because she’d totally bounced off Ruben instead of grabbing the faerie behind him. She was also confused because Ruben had just made the weirdest sound ever and... more
                • I strongly object - Ruben, Tue Nov 21 20:56
                  Ruben had never gotten hit quite like this before. That might have come as a surprise to some, considering his affinity for physical confrontation, but it was absolutely logical and really should... more
                  • But it's objectively true - Kit, Thu Nov 30 21:15
                    Ruben’s arm was suddenly in the way of Kit’s helpful wand, so her spell (which worked!) hit him in the arm instead of where Kit had intended it to hit him, which was where she’d accidentally hit him... more
                    • Heads weren’t the most interesting body part to work with, but they were effective. It was a popular site to handle in glíma bouts - literally handle, that is. It was a natural balance point. Land a... more
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