Russell
If only the beast wants to be caught!
Mon Sep 18, 2017 22:48
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“Do you… need some help?”

Russell didn’t even notice he was being addressed for a solid-- well, not a minute, not even in this state could he lose track of his surroundings for that long, but his oh-nos repeated a few more times at least before the voice registered and he glanced up. “Jaws! Gone!” was all he could manage to exclaim in Holland’s general direction before the panic grabbed him again. He hopped back to his left foot once more, quadruple-checking under his right, and then dropped to his knees, flattening his stomach to the bleacher floor, and stuck his head under the nearest seat. “Jaws!” he yelped again, his voice echoing along the row.

He was about eighty percent certain that calling wouldn’t accomplish much, because he was also about eighty percent certain that Jaws didn’t know his own name. The mouse was pretty smart in terms of, like, not running away (until literally right now eep why), but most of the reason why he didn’t run away seemed to revolve around getting nibbles from Russell’s snacks and/or nesting in his hair. But this morning Jaws had been asleep when he tucked the mouse into the pocket of his one-piece, so he hadn’t brought any snacks along since he hadn’t expected him to wake up, and he hadn’t even considered putting a bit of fluff or lint into the pocket to make a nest because… because… because he was just an awful pet owner, apparently. He had been so tangled in his own brain that he had forgotten his little buddy’s basic needs and now Jaws was GONE.

Lying on the bleachers was uncomfortable, but it was less uncomfortable than the uncomfort of wearing the clothes he was wearing while being Outside in the Daytime and thinking about kissing boys being kissed that one time, so once Russell felt enough lapse in his panic to stop hyperventilating, he craned his neck to attempt seeing where Holland was. “He, he just ran away and I didn’t even notice until, oh no I’m such a bad person, oww,” he concluded with a wince. The head-craning was even more uncomfortable than the bleacher-lying.

Gingerly propping himself up on his elbows, he was able to look at Holland more directly, which shouldn’t have been awkward but suddenly was because here he had been thinking about kissing boys being kissed that one time and now someone who he knew better than Jaydon and was also maybe a little nicer someone else was here with him and what if they just knew somehow that now he was thinking about kissing at the same time as they were here and he didn’t even know why it was just involuntary and totally without his permission that was the topic he was revolving around? Russell could feel his face getting a bit warm, although it was crispish out so hopefully he could blame it on the wind, and then he turned to push himself to his feet and literally froze, except literally in the sense of stopped rather than because of ice or whatever. A beady nose was twitching from under the seats one row above them.

And then the nose bolted. “Jaws! Grab him, please!” he begged, lunging forward simultaneously in a not terribly well-thought-out attempt to grab the mouse himself. But he was coordinated enough not to crash into Holland, right?

  • Better catch the beast - Holland Keene, Mon Sep 18 19:53
    What was the point of living indoors and underground if you still had to deal with snow? Holland liked snow but they did not like walking through it. RMI should have heated pathways (or just make the ... more
    • If only the beast wants to be caught! - Russell, Mon Sep 18 22:48
      • I’m sure he does. You feed him - Holland, Mon Sep 18 23:37
        Russell shouted monosyllabically for a few moments and then threw himself onto a bleacher . Okay. So really just… standard Russell stuff. But he did seem genuinely distressed so Holland drew their... more
        • True, I'm just in a panic - Russell, Tue Sep 19 22:51
          Apparently not. Though really, that shouldn’t be much surprised. Russell’s coordination skills were very time-sensitive; at night, he assumed he was better at moving about than anyone else, and at... more
          • Is that different from normal? - Holland, Wed Sep 20 12:11
            The good news was that Holland had caught the mouse. Even better, Jaws was apparently fine, because Russell wasn’t freaking out any more. Nope, spoke too soon, he was still freaking out but it was... more
            • ...I guess not - Russell, Thu Sep 21 22:23
              “Huh?” Russell blinked. (Which had likely gone unnoticed, since he was wearing sunglasses, and even if he wasn’t wearing sunglasses his nystagmus was still acting up, more literally up-and-down,... more
              • Then maybe I should go - Holland, Sat Sep 23 21:54
                “But it’s still a rodent in your hair,” Holland argued. “How could that possibly be the best place for him? Pockets exist.” Not that Holland would consider Russell’s hair very clean without the... more
                • See ya later I hope - Russell, Sun Sep 24 14:07
                  "Yeah, pockets are good, too." He was pretty sure that agreement wasn't what Holland was looking for, though he was also pretty sure he didn't know what more he could say to make his point about why... more
                  • That might be okay - Holland, Sun Sep 24 18:00
                    “ Can you do it in the dark? ” What? Oh, haircuts. “I mean, I need light to see what I’m doing, like anyone else. Are most lights still too bright even with sunglasses or just closing your eyes?” But ... more
                    • Fidgeting aimlessly with the fingers of his gloves, Russell managed a sort of nod/shrug when Holland asked more about his light -- preferences? Was that the right word? No, not really, it was more a... more
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