Ruben Lundqvist
I dare you to enjoy this
Wed Nov 22, 2017 20:53
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“Kick her for me, Mikael.”

The only thing he got in response from the misshapen lump that was his little brother balanced on his shoulders was not a kick but a wordless squeak. Ruben sighed loudly in mock exasperation. “What, am I supposed to kick her myself? What if I drop you? Oj, the hair, Kalle, sluta det.” Having paused to raise one foot, he had then cut this short when his very minor wobbling caused the first-year to clutch at his scalp. Very few people had permission to grab his hair, and neither of the people he was with right now fell into that category, sitting on him or not. There was no reason for his hair to be on the receiving end of such treatment.

Admittedly, Ruben could have tied it back in a plait before he'd scooped up Mikael without warning and plunked him down higher up than the kid had been previously, which would have removed the inclination to grab his hair for support. But that was dumb. Why bother restraining the gloriously long locks when he had every intention of letting it fan out around him in the pool? Besides, Mikael was twelve and should know better by now, anyways. His brother was smart and didn't need to be babied. He could handle a little scolding.

Another thing that was dumb was Kaye's insistence on wearing big-ass heels on their walk from Aquila to the party. That was precisely why Ruben had insisted on detouring to Draco so that he could snark at passing students until one could be persuaded to go fetch Mikael for him. If Kaye was going to be stubborn enough to refuse his generous offer to carry her and insist on walking in heels to a pool party, of all things, then she could handle walking the long way to the Rec Centre. With him jibing her the whole way about it, of course. Bit of a waste that his brother wouldn't play along, though.

(Yet another thing that was dumb was Kaye's swimsuit. He hadn't mentioned it explicitly to her, because his experience with Elin, one of their neighbours in Umeå, had taught him not to comment negatively on girls' swimming attire unless he wanted to get yelled at and then face hours being dragged around the nearest shopping centre in search of the Perfect Swimsuit - or as the menace of the then-fourteen-year-old had put it, a multi-hour lesson to teach him how to comment appropriately on swimsuits. Ugh. Anyways, there wasn't anything wrong with Kaye's swimsuit, except that it did not include the metallic bra she had bragged about wearing that time she took her pants off on the Pitch. For that random transfer Nolan, too. What kind of creep was the guy? And why had she played him on like that?)

(The thought did not occur to Ruben that his own interest in ogling Kaye could also be defined as creepy. Because they were friends and sort of dating but not really. Nothing was truly creepy between friends and more-or-not. No one could argue otherwise.)

(The thought did occur to him, however, that internally grumping about Kaye's behaviour was a possible sign of their friendship being more of a more than a not. But hanging on to that kind of confusing trail of thought was silly; it wasn't like that would resolve it or anything. Clearly he should just get his mind off it, maybe by trying again to convince Kalle to kick her. His little sandals were dangling at a height that he could probably barely, and also perfectly, reach the top of her head...)

He did not succeed in this, but he did succeed in making Heather Bartel do a double-take when he marched past her in the hall, long strides intentionally challenging Kaye's ability to keep up in her impressively tall, heeled monstrosities. Heather was in no way, shape, or form Ruben's target audience. Not today, not ever. But he always took double-takes as a compliment and smirked back at her before whispering a hasty “What about her? Kick her!” up to Mikael, which the boy squeaked at again and ignored again. How were they even related? Seriously, sometimes Ruben really questioned it.

On the list of things Ruben never questioned, though, was his attire. As long as it fit with and kept up his image, he was golden. His decision for the party was especially golden, as it combined his image in multiple dimensions: his proudly-displayed industrial piercing (featuring a new water-themed piece of jewelry for the occasion) and heavily spiked wrists matched perfectly with his briefs, coloured nude with a random smattering of classic tattoo images, and the abundance of hard muscle now on display. Clothes were occasionally necessary, but right now was not one such occasion. The Swede was more than happy to make the trek from their dorm to Kalle's to the party itself while baring all - or as "all" as he felt suitable, considering this party wasn't exclusive access for the older years only, like Marissa’s last clothing optional party had been. Alas, no sleeping seemed expected for today. But he was well-rested, well-flexed, and totally ready.

The minute they got through the door, Ruben swung his little brother down, holding him jokingly too high off the ground before laughing and lowering him. “Shoo. Go have fun.” “You also, good-bye Kaye,” the kid piped back before obediently shooing himself off towards the pool. Ruben, for his part, turned to face Kaye and, wearing what he thought was a convincing mock-serious expression, informed her, “I have business to attend to. Please do not trip yourself too hard in those crazy shoes and do something stupid like break your neck, because then you will be dead and I will not get to say ‘I told you so’.” Impulsively, and not at all because any number of other dudes could be lurking and thinking of creeping on Kaye, he ducked down quickly and planted a kiss on her cheek. Ruben waited a moment, curious to see how or if she would respond, before cracking a grin and turning to swagger off in the direction of nothing in particular, swinging his super metal towel over his newly Kalle-freed shoulder.

‘Nothing in particular’ turned into ‘a pineapple-shaped chair’. Why the hell was there a pineapple-shaped chair? That was baffling. The chair in question also featured a green cushion that might have just had plush spikes, but something about it seemed suspicious to him. “Hey,” he got the attention of the student nearest him, gesturing at the chair. “I dare you to sit on it.”

  • A Day at the Beach [Tag: All!] - Marissa Kendrick, Wed Nov 22 14:18
    This party may have been Marissa’s best work yet. Temperatures on Pearl Street were predicted to be an all-time low for this time of year. It was cloudy and grey and just gross. This party had been... more
    • Taking some time off! - Sara de Alba, Sat Dec 2 14:12
      There were a lot of events and stuff that Sara de Alba usually did not attend because she didn't want to get behind from everyone else again, but the second year was about to explode from being... more
      • I think I'll join you! - Petra Stiglitz, Wed Dec 13 14:58
        Petra eyed the ground disdainfully, the artificial sand under her feet making her nose scrunch up. The girl loved water, no doubt about that, but sand was an entirely different issue. It made her... more
        • I would love some company! - Sara, Wed Dec 13 17:51
          Sara had never considered herself an antisocial person, in fact, she loved having friends and everything that entailed, but school had taken precedence. So, when Petra, another fellow second-year,... more
    • No business like beach business - Brynjolf Nilssen, Fri Dec 1 21:15
      Bryn had absolutely no intention of leaving his bed. If there was anything that he had to do, it could wait until tomorrow. It was a weekend and there were a heap of papers near the foot of his bed... more
      • Are you looking for a business partner? - Rose Farnon, Fri Dec 8 09:09
        Rose was exhausted. Helping Marissa with parties was something that Rose had done for most of her time at RMI. Marissa was the one that liked to put together social events; Rose was just in it... more
    • Sniffles in the sun - Dade Farnon, Thu Nov 30 20:50
      It had been coming on for a little while now, but Dade Farnon was very definitely sick. The cold that had been sneaking up on him for a week, making him tired and cranky and less inclined to eat, had ... more
      • A potent combination, to be sure - Raja Nazari-Richards, Sat Dec 9 12:32
        Raja wasn’t necessarily the biggest party person, but he was more extroverted than introverted generally and did find them usually pleasant after he mustered up the confidence to go. And he did like... more
        • But not a fun one - Dade, Sat Dec 9 14:31
          Okay so it was Raja staring at him like an idiot. Dade didn’t usually mind Raja, just because there wasn’t a whole lot to mind. He spent a weird amount of time interacting with Teal Rosse (who Dade... more
    • Well I'm here - Claudia Dubois, Tue Nov 28 14:51
      In her slightly more than two and a half years at Rocky Mountain International, Claudia had not made a habit of attending parties. Crowds made her nervous, unpredictable scenarios made her anxious,... more
      • Not really dressed for this - Dylan Xavier, Thu Nov 30 13:28
        Dylan frowned doubtfully as one of the fliers (who knew fliers actually flew in the magic world?) landed in his hand and he read that there was a beach party going on. Well, a day on the beach would... more
        • At least you're dressed - Claudia, Mon Dec 4 14:08
          Whilst her fingers were splayed across the cover of the book, her thumb tucked the other side of the spine for a secure grip, and she had moved to withdraw it from her bag, Claudia was not yet... more
          • There is that. - Dylan, Tue Dec 5 10:29
            “Ah, cool,” he responded to her description and hopes for the book he’d asked about but which she hadn’t actually started reading yet. He didn’t have much to add to that, since he likewise had never... more
            • I appreciate this fact - Claudia, Fri Dec 8 22:42
              Dylan confirmed he had no intention of swimming, and professed to prefer making sandcastles. Claudia glanced skeptically at the sand. She had enjoyed that particular pastime when she was younger, but ... more
    • Having a hideous time - Magdalena Adler, Sun Nov 26 20:00
      Waking up with a nasty pimple on your forehead could really dampen your mood, especially when you had grand plans to attend a beach party. Alena had spent twenty minutes staring longingly at her... more
      • It can’t be that bad - Nolan Ramsey, Sun Nov 26 21:41
        According to the RMI grapevine, Marissa’s parties were the stuff of legend. Heather had said that Marissa’s parties were not as good as her own. According to Heather, Marissa’s parties had worse... more
        • It's starting to get better - Alena, Tue Nov 28 13:38
          Alena made a point of staring at her book, flipping the page over with a touch of aggression. Didn’t they know it was rude to bother people when they were reading? She thought about telling him ‘I’m... more
          • I hope I had something to do with that - Nolan, Wed Nov 29 13:25
            For a second he thought the girl was going to tell him to buzz off. Nolan decided after a moment of thinking that that’d be pretty unfair of her. Like, yeah, she did look a little busy reading her... more
    • My first RMI party - Myfanwy Owen, Thu Nov 23 15:46
      Heather had said there were lots of parties at Rocky Mountain but Myffi hadn’t actually been to any yet, unless she was going to count that one time that Heather arrived in her room one time with... more
      • Good luck making it through unscathed - Russell Drew, Fri Nov 24 22:51
        The first thing that Russell did upon entering the Rec Centre was take a step back outside. Just to check that the piles of sand weren’t his imagination and the hallway was indeed still covered with... more
        • Explosions imminent - Myfanwy, Mon Nov 27 07:03
          Russell was an odd sort of character. He wore sunglasses around the school, which, she had gathered, had something or other to do with some weird vision thing, but she wore regular glasses anyway, so ... more
          • Always painfully aware of how other people were reacting to his presence, Russell immediately noticed the face that Myffi had directed towards him. Er, his sandwich, specifically. He could come up... more
            • So will you? - Myffi, Tue Dec 12 01:57
              Russell confirmed her guess that he was Muggleborn, and Myffi offered a smile and a nod that perhaps reflected her internal ‘Ha, I was right,’ - admittedly it hadn’t been an especially tricky problem ... more
    • Pineappling good party - Dardanius Dubois, Thu Nov 23 14:56
      Danny was a good half an hour into figuring out some new Quidditch drills for the Lyra team when he received Marissa’s message about the party. The sixth year grinned; it was perfect timing. The... more
      • Some might say that - Kaye Packman, Sun Nov 26 18:44
        “What the hell?” Kaye mumbled, sitting up and stretching. A paper had landed on both her face and her legs. Her legs were draped over Ruben’s lap while they were chilling on the Aquila couch (which... more
        • What might you say? - Dardanius, Mon Nov 27 16:29
          Normally Danny wouldn’t try to engage Kaye - under any circumstances - but it was a party and Danny was in a good mood. Good enough even to voluntarily socialize with his least favorite fifth year... more
          • What might you say? - Kaye, Fri Dec 1 22:06
            Danny moved over so far that he was now in another chair. Kaye decided this was fine, even though she would’ve enjoyed making him really uncomfortable with her close proximity, and made herself... more
            • Now you're just repeating me - Danny, Sat Dec 2 15:20
              For a brief moment Danny considered arguing that anyone who used ‘Screw you’ as as response to anything could never really be considered ‘a delight,’ but he decided it would be a waste of his breath... more
              • Why did so many people like Danny? He was such a dick. “Obviously I’m not gonna kiss you. Shouldn’t you be asking someone who, you know, actually likes you?” She hadn’t truly disliked Danny until... more
                • You're not wrong - Danny, Fri Dec 8 16:05
                  “Whatever.” Kaye pulled a hoodie on, even though it was warm in the rec center, and Danny sighed. It looked as though she was going to leave, and that was fine by him. She seemed in an even weirder... more
    • Making a splash! - Drew Tennant, Thu Nov 23 14:06
      Technically, this was Drew’s first “Marissa Kendrick party.” He’d been hearing about them for as long as his cousin’s parties had been happening, because he’d been living at RMI since before Marissa... more
      • I'll go with making ripples - Remington Burnham, Sun Nov 26 17:03
        Catapult isn’t going to be happy with me , Remington thought while she walked to the Rec Center. She’d spent the morning getting ahead in classes. That meant that both she and Catapult hadn’t been... more
        • How about waves instead? - Drew, Mon Nov 27 10:21
          “Oh, there’s a shallow end!” Drew said with enthusiasm. He pointed at the part of the pool that normally had steps. The stairs were now a sandy incline down into the water. “Yeah, Marissa and Rose... more
          • How big are the waves? - Remington , Tue Nov 28 19:04
            Drew was very adamant about getting her in the water. It was sweet. She'd never understood the hype around beaches though. Salt water left your skin feeling weird sometimes, and sand got everywhere.... more
            • However big you want them - Drew, Sat Dec 9 13:53
              Remington agreed to come into the pool, so Drew made his way to the shallow end of the pool. He had to duck underwater a little to dodge Steven, Susan, and the Reynolds twins, who were playing... more
    • I dare you to enjoy this - Ruben Lundqvist, Wed Nov 22 20:53
      • I dare you to chill a little - Holland, Sun Nov 26 17:53
        Holland was less than thrilled when Marissa said that her next party would be beach-themed. Holland was not, overall, opposed to the beach. They didn’t have strong feelings about sand either now that ... more
        • Can't really chill when I'm this hot - Ruben, Mon Nov 27 22:44
          Holland seemed equally unimpressed with the chair. Their immediate refusal didn’t exactly come as a surprise to Ruben, but was still amusing enough that he cracked up in response. Teeth flashing,... more
          • Even with a chill pill? - Holland, Tue Nov 28 22:55
            Having known Ruben for over a year now, Holland should have been able to predict that their comment would give him an excuse (not that he often waited for excuses for most behavior) to strut around.... more
            • Ruben prided himself on his ability to turn heads. Both in terms of physical superiority (admittedly his most recent act of enforced head-turning wasn’t too noteworthy, as it had only resulted in Kit ... more
              • I have no objections to that - Holland, Wed Dec 6 18:07
                “ High praise, coming from you. I will treasure the memory of it. ” This was flirting. This was totally flirting and Holland had to decide what to do with that while they blushed a little more. There ... more
                • I have an objection - Dardanius Dubois, Fri Dec 8 16:28
                  Kaye actually took his hand, which was definitely a surprise. Of course by now he should have learned not to have any expectations when it came to Kaye, but old habits die hard. He helped her out the ... more
                  • Whatever is there to object to? - Ruben, Sat Dec 9 22:32
                    Holland accepted the ball from him, and provided the excellent reassurance that volleyball was more about hitting than throwing. “Ja, I am, thank you.” Ruben’s grin widened as he matched their pace... more
                    • I don’t see anything objectionable here - Holland, Mon Dec 11 11:38
                      The first time he got it wrong, Holland patiently corrected Ruben’s serving stance. Not that they were that much of an expert on volleyball, but they had played the sport and Ruben had not. The... more
    • First to post! - Camilla Baird, Wed Nov 22 17:02
      Camilla Baird had a lot of good things going on on her life at the present moment, and the blonde´s happiness was easily reflected on her constant smile and shining eyes. For the first time in a long ... more
      • First to reply! - Mikael Lundqvist, Thu Nov 23 20:44
        There was something comforting about sitting on his big brother's shoulders. Being up so high was a little scary and a lot cool, because Anssi could see so much father than normal, and he could splay ... more
        • Thank you! - Camilla, Sat Nov 25 21:07
          Camilla smiled in response to Ruben’s little brother. The blonde didn't remember another time they had interacted before, especially because the Cetus usually didn't pay attention to the younger... more
          • Any time - Anssi, Sun Nov 26 19:20
            If the older girl had answered, just to confirm that yes the sand was real, that would have been enough to satisfy Anssi. But instead, she actually crouched down by him and began playing with the... more
            • You are the sweetest - Camilla, Sun Nov 26 21:02
              This kid was something else. Camilla was instantly melted by the sweetness that oozed from his every pore. He had won her over in a second, though she still had the issue of not really knowing his... more
              • And you are very smart! - Anssi, Wed Nov 29 21:01
                Even though his attempt at making the sand into a ball had not worked out very well, or at all, the older girl reacted in a positive and smiling way to his question. She claimed it was possible for... more
                • Why thank you! - Camilla, Thu Nov 30 17:28
                  This kid was seriously adorable. Camilla was baffled at the fact that he was related to Ruben. How come this sweet child have Violent Ruben as a sibling? That was just mind blowing, really. The... more
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