Drew
Then don’t worry, be happy
Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:23
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Drew shook his head. “No, it’s never happened to me. Or,” and then he didn’t keep talking for a second, because the thing that came after ‘or’ was ‘or anyone else as far as I know,’ and he didn’t want to make Dade feel singled out. “Or Huburt, as far as I know,” he added, since it was relevant. That was better.

He thought about pointing out that they didn’t know for sure that Drew was having a problem with the stairs today, but if he did that then Dade might want him to check, and Drew didn’t really want to check in case it sent him to the Headmaster’s office. Drew had gotten in big trouble last year and he didn’t like it very much, so he wanted to avoid doing dumb things that would get him in trouble. At the very least he should probably save up his getting-in-troubleness so that things wouldn’t be too bad if he had an actual good reason to get in trouble, like the thing with Connor. Hopefully something like that wouldn’t happen again (Connor had apologized and he seemed kind of actually sorry) but you never knew.

Anyway the stairs. Maybe they had been trying to get Dade again, but they missed and got Huburt? That seemed unlikely, though. So then maybe Dade was right and someone had tried to fix them so that he didn’t trigger the spell anymore, but they had done it wrong so now Huburt was making the spell go off. Or maybe the stairs had just suddenly decided they were done pranking Dade and were gonna target Huburt instead. Maybe pranking wasn’t the right word—after all, these weren’t the Aquila stairs. It was almost as if—

“It’s like the stair magic gets confused about who’s a boy and who’s a girl,” Drew said thoughtfully. “Like maybe today they thought Huburt was a girl, and other times they think you’re a girl. Only, I don’t know how that could happen.” It was part of the school’s magic, and Drew was pretty sure you couldn’t lie to the school or trick it. The stairs were supposed to be like the age line that kept first and second years from taking the elevator to Pearl Street. Even an Aging Potion couldn’t fool that. Although Drew knew for a fact that the staff could override it, like when Aaron had taken him for ice cream after the fight with Connor last year. He would bet that the staff could override the staircase gender thing too, because if there was an emergency in one of the dorms then the Head of House or the Medic should be able to get there even if they were the opposite sex.

  • Absolutely not - Dade, Sat Feb 24 10:54
    Overall, Dade was much more likely to warn Drew about something than he was to warn anyone else in Cetus about something, including his own brother. Since the incident last year Dade had eventually... more
    • Then don’t worry, be happy - Drew, Sat Feb 24 11:23
      • Now I'm just thinking of singing fish - Dade, Sat Feb 24 12:39
        “I’m not a girl,” Dade said defensively and automatically as soon as Drew voiced the thought. He felt uncomfortable and for a moment his mind flashed back to the gift Holland had given him, pushed to ... more
        • The fluke is the duke of soul - Drew, Sat Feb 24 13:27
          “Dude, I know you’re not a girl,” Drew said, reassuringly and not like they were disagreeing, because they weren’t. He felt like Dade was kind of missing the point, and getting upset about it, which... more
          • Crabs aren't fish - Dade, Sun Feb 25 19:46
            Once Drew started laughing, Dade couldn’t conceal his own laughter. This was hilarious . Dade never could have thought of doing something like this to Connor. He had thought about hexing his brother... more
            • Fish are friends, not food - Drew, Tue Feb 27 11:40
              Drew was three hundred percent sure that he had never seen Dade laugh this hard. Actually he was pretty sure that he had never seen Dade express any emotion beside annoyance this hard before. It made ... more
              • When Drew mentioned Maverick, Dade wrinkled his nose. He didn’t know how to feel about Maverick, because he was technically like Holland in that he could go up both sides of the stairs and in that he ... more
                • Are crustaceans friends too? - Drew, Sat Mar 3 13:31
                  “Yeah, it’s weird.” Drew didn’t think the school could do anything, like, mean to the students. That was way too much power for the building to have, especially if it could just decide that it wasn’t ... more
                  • Only if we can eat our friends - Dade, Sat Mar 3 15:54
                    Huh. Dade hadn’t known that the staff quarters just made new rooms when they were needed. There was technically an Age Line around the elevator, which was a spell, but if Drew said the elevator... more
                    • Cannibalism is frowned upon - Drew, Sat Mar 3 17:04
                      Okay well now Dade sounded kind of mad and that wasn’t what Drew had wanted, like, at all. He felt like Dade had maybe proved the opposite of the point he was trying to make, though. Playing dress-up ... more
                      • Only in most societies - Dade, Sun Mar 4 10:35
                        Dade felt several different kinds of weird and he didn’t know what to do about any of them. He was uncomfortable because of the thing with the stairs. Drew was right - he was the one who had been... more
                        • It definitely is in ours - Drew, Wed Mar 21 14:44
                          Dade didn’t say anything about else about the gender stuff. He also didn’t apologize for getting mad at Drew, but Drew was used to Dade not really apologizing. Sometimes they would get in unimportant ... more
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