Hope y'all like it, as late as it is. To the tune of "Deck the Halls":

Deck the halls with Jolly Roger
Fa la la la la, la la la la
'Tis the season for more plunder
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Don we now our guns and grenades
Fa la la la la la, la la la
For Cap'n Karnage's air raids
Fa la la la la, la la la la

See the blazing fuel before us
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Strike a match and join the chorus
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Misery in massive measure
Fa la la la la la, la la la
As we pillage all your treasure
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Fast away the Sea Duck passes
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Baloo makes us look like - morons!
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Merry Christmas, all at High Flight
Fa la la la la la la, la la la!
Even this late on Christmas Night!
Fa la la la la, la la laaa laaaaaa!!


Merry (somewhat delayed) Christmas, all!