It's sung to "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year".
Picture this being sung by Shere Khan's right-hand man with some other Khan employees chiming in with some 'Ka-chings' instead of 'Ding-dongs'. :)
It's the most wonderful time of the year With all your stores selling And ticker tape telling you bull market's here It's the most wonderful time of the year
It's the hap-happiest season of all With those 3 AM meetings where you plan big featings On the Street of Wall It's the hap-happiest season of all
There'll be stockholders toasting Big profits for boasting And buying out all of your foes There'll be newspaper stories And tales of your glories While poor Mr. Sultan eats crow
It's the most wonderful time of the year Though the country's plateauing Your coffers are growing Ahead of your peers It's the most wonderful time of the year
There'll be stockholders toasting Big profits for boasting And buying out all of your foes There'll be newspaper stories And tales of your glories While poor Mr. Sultan eats crow
It's the most wonderful time of the year Though the country's plateauing Your coffers are growing Ahead of your peers It's the most wonderful time Yes, the most wonderful time Oh, the most wonderful time Of the year
At the end, Shere Khan quirks an eyebrow, unimpressed. "The next time when I ask for the financial report, just give me the financial report."
Hope y'all like it, as late as it is. To the tune of "Deck the Halls": Deck the halls with Jolly Roger Fa la la la la, la la la la 'Tis the season for more plunder Fa la la la la, la la la la Don we... more