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Ann
Here's my contribution...
Mon Dec 26, 2011 17:54
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It's sung to "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year".

Picture this being sung by Shere Khan's right-hand man with some other Khan employees chiming in with some 'Ka-chings' instead of 'Ding-dongs'. :)

It's the most wonderful time of the year
With all your stores selling
And ticker tape telling you bull market's here
It's the most wonderful time of the year

It's the hap-happiest season of all
With those 3 AM meetings where you plan big featings
On the Street of Wall
It's the hap-happiest season of all

There'll be stockholders toasting
Big profits for boasting
And buying out all of your foes
There'll be newspaper stories
And tales of your glories
While poor Mr. Sultan eats crow

It's the most wonderful time of the year
Though the country's plateauing
Your coffers are growing
Ahead of your peers
It's the most wonderful time of the year

There'll be stockholders toasting
Big profits for boasting
And buying out all of your foes
There'll be newspaper stories
And tales of your glories
While poor Mr. Sultan eats crow

It's the most wonderful time of the year
Though the country's plateauing
Your coffers are growing
Ahead of your peers
It's the most wonderful time
Yes, the most wonderful time
Oh, the most wonderful time
Of the year

At the end, Shere Khan quirks an eyebrow, unimpressed. "The next time when I ask for the financial report, just give me the financial report."

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  • Tale Spin Carol!Wauregan, Sun Dec 25 21:10
    Hope y'all like it, as late as it is. To the tune of "Deck the Halls": Deck the halls with Jolly Roger Fa la la la la, la la la la 'Tis the season for more plunder Fa la la la la, la la la la Don we... more
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