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Ann
Got one!
Sat Nov 22, 2014 15:37
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This is sung to the tune of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas". If you don't know the tune, here's a link to a YouTube video of Gayla Peevey singing it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Dec9Jb_Ac4

Happy holidays, everyone! :o)

I Want a Large Metropolis for Christmas

(sung by Don Karnage as he痴 sitting on Santa痴 lap)

I want a large metropolis for Christmas
Only a large metropolis will do
No puny haul
From village hoi polloi
For me a large metropolis to pillage and destroy

I want a large metropolis for Christmas
And those cliff gunners will not have a clue
We will simply cruise
Past them in plain view
They値l give us what we ask for
Oh, what a grande coup!

I can see us now on Christmas morning
Looting without cares
How they値l plead and how they値l cry
When we even snatch their pies
And take their bulgy stockings to our lair

I want a large metropolis for Christmas
Only a large metropolis will do
No compromise
No need to discusses
Pirates need their metropolis-es
And large metropolis-es need us too!

Santa, if you dare cheat me and my men
I値l hunt you down and slash your whiskers from your chin-chin-chin

A pirate bad I致e been
Just ask my entourage
They値l make you scared
Then make you swear
This is no false mirage

I can see us now on Christmas morning
Looting without cares
How they値l plead and how they値l cry
When we even snatch their pies
And take their bulgy stockings to our lair

I want a large metropolis for Christmas
Only a large metropolis will do
No compromise
No need to discusses-es
Pirates need their metropolis-es-es
And large metropolis-es need us too!










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    • Got one! — Ann, Sat Nov 22 15:37
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