Darby Borough Boomers
Joey, Joey, Joey!
Tue Jul 7, 2009 1:41pm
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I don't know how to sew, Joey. Ain't that a shame? I don't pack sandwiches for my son or husband, they pack their own. They each have 2 hands. And I certainly don't do "fetch" unless I get something out of it.

Why don't you men SEW your mouths shut, PACK yourselves some soft sandwiches that won't hurt your aging gums, and FETCH some ice for your sore butts? You'll need it when we gals are done with you! Bring it on, Joey and company, we got a little somethin' waitin' for ya......

I'M JUST SAYIN' (to use Barb's expression)
Ladies rule, men drool!!!!!!!!

  • Donna,Barb,MariaJoey Shuker, Tue Jul 7 7:29am
    I really think you broads should stick to your sewing circles you girls are in way over your head !! Pack some sandwiches and fetch beers while the men play :)
    • Donna,Barb,Maria/JOEY SHUKERBarbara Boesenhofer, Tue Jul 7 7:44pm
      Ok...I found the following on facebook and thought that this says it all... The first jockstrap was used in hockey in 1874. The first helmet was used in hockey in 1974. IT TOOK 100 YEARS FOR MEN TO... more
      • Hockey ??Joey Shuker, Wed Jul 8 7:24pm
        Dear Nana Bab's ... sounds to me like your out in left field with a hockey stick !!! If your brain was functioning at all you would have realized you broads would never get enough players to field a... more
        • Hockey ??/Joey ShukerBarbara Boesenhofer, Thu Jul 9 4:37pm
          Sugar.....loosen the jock strap, it is effecting your brain!!! I take it back, the account is not empty, it is closed!!!! Keep rolling on the floor laughing...good practice for when you are rolling... more
        • Re: Hockey ??maria bellano scandle, Thu Jul 9 8:18am
          Oh, and I forgot Cathy. That's 10. We even have a ball girl/water girl (Donna) Who you got?
          • rosterjack_corcoran, Thu Jul 9 8:27am
            You want all 20 names so far?Another Darby notable just signed up.Mickel{don,t call me Mick Jagger]Mc Clay.Oh yea,not just a pretty cruise director,Rich the Crusher Cologiacomo.The Diemer Demolision... more
            • roster/Jack C.Barbara Boesenhofer, Thu Jul 9 4:21pm
              OMG.....pushing 30????? How many does it take to "whip our asses" Jack C? That is a sad state of affairs when you need to have that many guys on stand by!! How does this work???? one of you falls,... more
              • BBjack_corcoran, Thu Jul 9 4:33pm
                Wondering where you were,practicing perhaps?I don,t see any leadership among the team,a little mutiny and confusion maybe?This is turning into Little Big Horn,or The Alamo,keep your white flag.GAME ON
                • BB/JCBarbara Boesenhofer, Fri Jul 10 10:16pm
                  I want some of what you are smoking, my friend! Mutiny???? Confusion???? Get a grip on something other than your jock strap!!! You don't see us lining 30 girls up, do you???? Yes, practice....all the ... more
                  • BABSjack_corcoran, Sat Jul 11 10:02pm
                    BARB,IS THAT YOU SLINGING THOSE BARBS AT ME,NICE TRY,NOW HERE THIS,LIKE YOU YOUR SOFT BALL TEAM IS ALL SIZZLE AND NO STEAK.GRAMMPY JACK SAYS GET IT ON,ANY PLACE ANY TIME.AVERAGE AGE MEN,S BOOMERS... more
                    • Jack C/Mama said....Barbara Boesenhofer, Sun Jul 12 8:39am
                      Jack C. are you talking to me in all caps because you think that will intimidate me???? I am the QUEEN of all caps!! I have a feeling that you do that for yourself...makes you feel like the steak... more
                • Re: BBdonna (costigan) wigmore, Fri Jul 10 8:38am
                  Although no one could say it more eloquently than Paula or our Fearless Leaders Barb and Lorraine, but . . . Let's just talk item for item. Shall we? 1) Practice is not required when you've reached... more
                • Practice site? Leadership? You got jokesPaula Evans Brown, Fri Jul 10 6:47am
                  Ladies, I don't know if I am interpreting this post by JC correctly? Is he actually asking us where our practice site is? I guess next weeks question he'll want to know what our "signals" are?... more
                  • Practice site? Leadership? You got jokesBarbara Boesenhofer, Fri Jul 10 10:27pm
                    Paula, our friend JC has lost his mind!!! Did you read how many guys he has lined up to kick our asses in softball???? I am quoting "close to 30"!!!! I'm sorry but I am ROTFLMAO!! 30!!!! Oh, and let... more
                    • Practicedeucehotpants, Fri Jul 10 11:01pm
                      PRACTICE, WE TALKNG BOUT PRACTICE-NOT A GAME-PRACTICE-WE TALKING BOUT PRACTICE!!!!!!!!!!
                  • Your Honorjack_corcoran, Fri Jul 10 1:44pm
                    Paula,one of the Great Lady Pandas of all time,I don,t stand a chance dueling with your oratory skills,or question your desire,I remember you at the sand box at Poplar Street when Teecee Holden was... more
                  • Hot Pants Patrol!maria bellano scandle, Fri Jul 10 7:46am
                    Paula, we absolutely must NEVER disclose our practice site to the guys. They'll want to back out when they see how fresh, young, limber and quick we are. Jack is sweating it up right now thinking... more
                • WMDs leadership!maria bellano scandle, Thu Jul 9 10:01pm
                  We are in covert operations now, not showing our hand to the braggart men. Plans are in the works as I type this for the women's team. Pink hot pants uniforms, cute little hats, matching sneakers.... more
                  • wmdsjack_corcoran, Fri Jul 10 4:11am
                    DID YOU SAY PINK HOT PANTS? WE MAY HAVE TO CHANGE OUR STRATAGY,GETTING A LITTLE HOT AROUND HERE,YOU MAY HAVE FOUND A WEAKNESS.
                    • Re: wmdsmaria bellano scandle, Fri Jul 10 7:34am
                      Oh, just ONE weakness? For now..... I'll buy YOU a beer tonight to cool you off,
                  • Hot Pants!krit2577171, Fri Jul 10 12:49am
                    How about hot pants and tube tops? Is it getting hot in here?
                    • Re: Hot Pants!maria bellano scandle, Fri Jul 10 7:33am
                      Maybe the hot pants, never the tube tops. Especially when swinging a bat.
            • JC & Joe Shuker softballfranks146, Thu Jul 9 11:57am
              Boys, If you need an old 3rd base coach I'm in. FS
            • Re: rostermaria bellano scandle, Thu Jul 9 9:10am
              YOUNGER ones are middle 50's?? That's our oldest one (me). You guys are soooooooooo done! Make sure you check with your cardiologists first, please. I'm not giving any of you mouth-to-mouth!!
        • Joey~9 for a team?maria bellano scandle, Thu Jul 9 8:01am
          Sorry to butt in here, Joey, but we DO have enough ladies already lined up and waiting to play. Chrissy, Barb, Rita, Me, Jeanne, Lorraine, Mary Lou, Dee, and Paula SO FAR. Um, that's 9, right?
      • Re: Donna,Barb,Maria/JOEY SHUKERdonna (costigan) wigmore, Tue Jul 7 8:22pm
        Joey, my man! Um-hmmmm. Now, that's what I'm talking about. Simply put, if you were playing chess (as suggested by my dear friend Jack) I think that would be checkmate. I told you she was gonna' whup ... more
    • Joey, Joey, Joey! — maria bellano scandle, Tue Jul 7 1:41pm
      • Re: Joey, Joey, Joey!srjdiemer50, Tue Jul 7 4:17pm
        Too damn funny Maria .... Your right Donna ... I am waiting to see what Barb has to say now ... lmao !!! Look out Joey ..your gone to get your butt kicked ...
    • Re: Donna,Barb,Mariadonna (costigan) wigmore, Tue Jul 7 10:09am
      While reading the following statement, please shift your head left to right, all the while pulling it backwards: Oh. no. you. di-nint! You do know your dealing with Darby girls, right? Talk about... more
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